is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my sisters under your porch take her home
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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