BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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