so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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