oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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