now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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