David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
