i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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