sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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