all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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