dude i'm inner monologue high
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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