How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ketchup is God's man juice
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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