He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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