Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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