yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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