nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Randomize
