HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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