I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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