that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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