let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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