I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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