Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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