Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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