problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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