Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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