he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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