that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
it glows. i had to have it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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