Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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