Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My ass is underappreciated
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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