you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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