with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
