Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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