Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
is it fun? or sober?
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