i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
