I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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