i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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