i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
