im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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