hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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