It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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