you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so let's talk penis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will pee on everything he values.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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