Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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