I'm lost and stupid without you.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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