Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
