North Korea, Best Korea!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no you cant smoke seaweed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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