The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Less talking, more tequila
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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