that's an acceptable place to lick
Farmville is her only friend.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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