Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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