So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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