Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can text with my tongue
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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