No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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